Monday, December 27, 2004

Magnetic Poetry

We got the 'lets a set of magnetic poetry for christmas.

Thier first sentance?
Honey please whisper about this raw yet motherly and blue egg for all eternity as I shine my enormous butt like a girl.
Something tells me that "butt" will feature in most, if not all of thier sentances, heh.

Sunday, December 19, 2004

Too bad I have to wait

'till 2007 to get the Axl iPod, heh.

Cracked me all up to see a G.G. Allin design, lol.

*note: italics = sarcasm. I wouldn't have an iPod, heh.

Tuesday, December 14, 2004

EL-E-PHANTS, YEAH!!!!

Saturday, December 11, 2004

How much do you REALLY know about Christmas?

Find out here...and NO CHEATING! Heh...

WOO HOO!! 11 out of 12 right, I rock! I got the suicide one wrong. Whatcha get, whatcha get? Drop me a comment and let me know if you beat me, lol... :)

Tuesday, December 07, 2004

Altogether too true...

Bethany summed it up perfectly in this post at ASIF...
God's got that angry, bipolar, alcoholic father vibe going, whereas Jesus has the cool-older-brother to-whom-you-really-look-up vibe.
It's that whole thread that really makes me lurve everyone there.

Monday, December 06, 2004

Aaaah, Christmas

Spent the afternoon in bed with Weird Al...

The Ultimate Video Collection, you perverts...

I bought the DVD from half.com when my kids discovered "Yoda" on thier hard drive, and called me in to listen to it. I was *thrilled*, heh. So, I went and dug up any Weird Al songs I have and CD's, and let them listen. Shasta about fell off my bed listening to "Fat", heh. I kept trying to explain that it was simply HILARIOUS when you know the song that he started with, and in fact, when we got to "Constipated", Webley was all "HEY! I know this song...but... HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!" (I think she respects Avril Lavigne even less than I do, YAY!).

So, I bought the DVD, and it came today, and I'm sick and home from work, so I thought I'd pop it in and make sure there wasn't anything objectionable in it. There's some iffy stuff, but I was listening to Weird Al when I was thier age, I think, but for some reason, I think I *got* it a little more than they are going to. I had at least a vague idea of the songs he was using, and got to pop culture referances in songs like "Hey Ricky!" And then, when I got older, I cracked up at "Smells like Nirvana" because that was the only song that he actively makes fun of the band that he's parodying, and I loved Nirvana back in the day. But the 'lets have no frame of referance for things like that... they're not going to crack up at the parody of Red Hot Chili Pepper's "Give It Away" video, because they've never seen it (and prolly won't untill they're AT LEAST 15, heh.) and although they're familiar with The Flintstones, they're a little before thier time, you know?

I just hope to cod Weird Al can stand on his own without needing to know the referances. I hope they'll give him enough time to learn them, or for him to get up to thier generation.

Just doing my part to warp the next generation, heh.

Sunday, December 05, 2004

Cheezy little Q & A...

From Eric

Q: what color is most reflective of you?
A: Is *SPARKLEY!!* a color? :)

Q: what time were you born?
A: 30 seconds into New Years day... I was the first baby of 1977!

Q: what are you playing right now?
A: The Dating Game.

Q: has the death of a celebrity ever made you cry?
A: Don't remember when the last time I cried over any death, much less a celebrity's.

Q: what color underwear are you wearing?
A: Undies suck.

Q: what color are your bedsheets?
A: Cream with purple and blue and mauve flowers. Very cute.

Q: what are the last three digits of your phone number?
A: 045

Q: what was the last concert you attended?
A: CAKE!! In Chicago. I blogged about it, you should find the post. :P

Q: who was with you?
A: My DX

Q: what was the last movie you saw?
A: The Incredibles...in the theater. Hellboy is currently playing in my DVD player.

Q: what was the last tv show you watched?
A: An epi of Lost that I downloaded.

Q: what is to the left of you?
A: a fan, the wall, with a small plaque of McCarty beating the holy hell out of the turtleing Claude Lemieux titled "Fight Night in Hockeytown" and my "I'm Gorgeous Inside" realty sign that I swiped because I coveted it, heh.

Q: what was the last thing you ate?
A: Ham and mushroom omlette with extra cheese...mmm...

Q: who is your best friend of the opposite sex?
A: It was my ex, but that's not workin' so well right now. All the guys I talk to now I adore, but couldn't pick a favorite.

Q: where is your significant other right now?
A: There is no other more significant than myself.

Q: do you have a crush?
A: I have *too many* crushes right now. %)

Q: what shampoo do you use?
A: Pantene

Q: when was the last time you cut your hair?
A: My friend Jinx trimmed my bangs on Friday.

Q: do you have a mental disease?
A: I'm too busy having a good time to consider if I'm abnormal or not, heh.