Wednesday, July 20, 2005

VocabuBuilders!

"Increase your wordiness"

(randomly generated page of amusment from http://www.psyclops.com/giggles/)

"batmobiling"
putting up emotional shields (from the retracting armor
that covers the batmobile) as in "she started talking
marriage and he started batmobiling

(Is THAT what I do? lol)
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"betamaxed"
when a technology is overtaken in the market by inferior but
better marketed competition as in "Microsoft betamaxed Apple
right out of the market"
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"cobweb"
a WWW site that never changes
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"elvis year"
the peak year of popularity as in "1993 was Barney the
dinosaur's elvis year"
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"generica"
fast food joints, strip malls, sub-divisions as in "we were
so lost in generica that I couldn't remember what city it was"
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"irritainment"
annoying but you can't stop watching as in the O.J. trial
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"percussive maintenance"
the fine art of whacking a device to get it working
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"prairie dogging"
in companies where everyone has a cubicle--something
happens and everyone pops up to look
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"ribs 'n' dick"
a budget with no fat as in "we've got ribs 'n dick and
we're supposed to find 20K for memory upgrades"
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"salmon day"
swimming upstream all day to get screwed in the end
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"siliwood"
the coming convergence of movies, interactive TV and
computers; also "hollywired"
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"square headed girlfriend"
computer

(heeee!! aaah, yet another boyfriend to add to the list of imaginary boyfriends)
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"treeware"
manuals and documentation
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"um-friend"
sexual relationship "this is Susan, my...um...friend"

(SNERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK... 'nuff said on THAT topic, heh.)
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"yuppie food coupons"
twenty dollar bills from an ATM

Monday, July 18, 2005

Too bad indie is getting to be so trendy these days...

You Are an Indie Rocker!

You are in it for the love of the music...
And you couldn't care less about being signed by a big label.
You're all about loving and supporting music - not commercial success.
You may not have the fame and glory, but you have complete control of your career.

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Ooh! *Fun*!

In a Past Life...

You Were: An Insane Belly Dancer.

Where You Lived: Greece.

How You Died: Buried alive.

Friday, July 08, 2005

Ah do love da smoochin'!

Your Kissing Purity Score: 17% Pure

For you, it's all kiss and no talk.

You're in a permanent lip lock.

Yum! Foamy!

You Are an Irish Coffee

At your best, you are: wild, spontaneous, and outgoing

At your worst, you are: too extreme and reckless

You drink coffee when: you want to keep drinking booze

Your caffeine addiction level: low