The sacred iPod

What's on Jesus' iPod?

"See, Jesus knows true worship, true spirit, has nothing to do with giving away your sense of self to some angry bearded deity who will just as easily love you as smack you down and condemn you to hellfire for all eternity with no access to chocolate or HBO or old AC/DC records"

and...

"Accordingly, Jesus' iPod has lots of Aerosmith, especially "Get Your Wings." It has "Come Together" (both versions) and "Give Peace a Chance" and "Imagine" (the original and the dark, beautiful remake by A Perfect Circle) because Jesus deeply appreciates the lines "Imagine there's no heaven ... no hell below us ... no religion, too," because, well, if anything is causing humanity so much pain and confusion, it's organized religion. Jesus would hate that dictatorial dogmatic self-righteous crap. He really would. "

and a Mighty *snort* at this...

"'Jesus Christ Superstar' makes him a little giddy, despite how he secretly thinks Andrew Lloyd Webber is best left to the slavering minions of the underworld, right along with, you know, Mariah Carey. And Toby Keith. Celine Dion. And absolutely, positively Shania Twain. Hell, even Jesus has limits. "

Oh just go read the article, heh... :) I'm officially in love with this article...Can I marry this article?

Don't kill me...

I'm just putting these here so I don't lose the links... yeah, that's it... click with caution, much time will be wasted, and much googling for walkthroughs will ensue as well...

Crimson Room

Veridian Room 

Blue Chamber 

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The Doors Game 

The Mystery of Time and Space 

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I'm mostly amused because there's no "angry" icon...

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Should the scales be a rising sign? *g*

Your Rising Sign is Libra

A total charmer, it's hard for people to say no to you. Irresistable and attractive, you have no shortage of love interests. Totally competitive, you tend to thrive in stressful enviroments. A peaceful soul, you avoid conflict at almost all costs. Sometimes you try too hard to please those around you. But you have a great inner strength that helps you bounce back easily.

What is Your Rising Sign?

Now, while I am a charmer, I've had plenty of people resist me. Normally, the ones I want to be able to charm the ... uh...figurative... pants off of are the ones that don't fall for it, unfortunately. And as for no shortage of love interests, I am amassing quite the list of people who'd like to spend some more time with me when I'm ready again...interesting, always.

I'm competitive, but I'm also a good loser, and know that sometimes it just doesn't matter in the long run if it is a competition. Stressful environments? not so much.

And I generally do avoid conflict at most costs. Sometimes at the cost of my sanity or dignity, unfortunately. I'm learning about that, tho.

I've always wanted to learn to speak the language

Your Inner European is Russian!

Mysterious and exotic. You've got a great balance of danger and allure.

Who's Your Inner European?

Well, if I *was* "gothy" at all...

This is the kind of goth I'd be, heh...





Bet you practice Wicca or Paganism or possibly more liberal Christianity. You probably love Dead Can Dance, anything ethereal, and might be vegetarian. You probably also like to hug people.

What kind of goth are you?

Created by ptocheia

This is a perfect bookend to the laughing animals story

In a way I can't really define... Anyways...

Tokyo zoo penguins in awe of giant on April Fool's Day

"A great discovery!" blared the special news release by the Ueno Zoo, saying the Tonosama (Lord) Penguin was 165 centimeters (five feet, six inches) tall and weighed 80 kilograms (176 pounds).

As the cameras rolled, the real penguins rose their beaks and gazed up at the purported Lord -- but then walked away disinterested when he took off his penguin face to reveal himself to be zoo director Teruyuki Komiya.

And I absolutely ADORE the pic from the article, heh


They're all sayin' "The MESSIAH HAS ARRIVED!!"...then he takes off his head, and they all walk away disgusted, muttering "Bastard..."

The Many Names of Juby

Meh, most of the names generated for me by The Amazing Meganame Generator were kinda lameish, but I was LingMAO when I saw this one:

Your punk rock band name is The Grinny Dildo

Hee!

*giggle*

Live Science:
No Joke: Animals Laugh, Too

Studies by various groups suggest monkeys, dogs and even rats love a good laugh.

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Rats chirp while they play, again in a way that resembles our giggles. Panksepp found in a previous study that when rats are playfully tickled, they chirp and bond socially with their human tickler. And they seem to like it, seeking to be tickled more. Apparently joyful rats also preferred to hang out with other chirpers.

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"Although no one has investigated the possibility of rat humor, if it exists, it is likely to be heavily laced with slapstick," Panksepp figures. "Even if adult rodents have no well-developed cognitive sense of humor, young rats have a marvelous sense of fun."

*Grin*