*snort*

Stolen from Bradley and Wombat in this thread at Urban Legends and Folklore.

Some friends who became religious zealots sent out Christmas cards that opend up to show a Jesus Birth certificate.
So of course I had to be me, and on the following Easter, I returned the favor and sent them Jesus's Death certificate.

Name: Christ, Jesus H.
Occupation: Carpenter, Itinerant Preacher
Cause of Death: Work Related Injury
Note: Unable to perform autopsy due to corpse going missing during Easter break.

Oddly enough, I haven't heard from them since. I wonder why?

I am so going to hell... BWA!!